What It’s Really Like To Have Sex With Virgo
Despite their reputations as neat freaks, Virgos aren’t above getting dirty …
Poor Virgo! They’ve also gotten a bad rap as being prudish toward sex. But just like the general prognosis for their horoscopes shows, this isn’t exactly the case.
Virgo men and women, born between August 23 and September 23, have a healthy attitude toward sex, and this might be where the misconceptions about some of their personality traits lies.
If you want to know how to have great sex with the sign whose symbol is the Virgin, you need to understand that they approach erotic acts the way they do everything else: pragmatically.
To Virgo males and females, sex is simply a necessary part of life in order to keep the body-beautiful running smoothly. It’s therapeutic, much like any other form of exercise. Plus, it’s a great tension-releaser.
Not very sexy? No, but that’s the way it is with Virgo. What you see is what you get. I wouldn’t go so far as to call sex a necessary evil, but to the practical Virgo, it is what it is.
Most of these Virgins don’t frequently get what you call “randy”; they might just look at the calendar and think, “Hey, it’s been a while… Time to flush out the pipes. Let’s do it.”
So much for pillow talk.
A host of Virgos get turned on by what might be referred to as Plain Jims and Janes: the slightly nerdy, bespectacled fellow in the next cubicle. Someone who’s simple, uncomplicated, nice.
A Virgo buddy of mine had a serious case of the hots for the local TV weather girl. To me, she was a bit on the milquetoast side and a wee bit homey, but Thomas swore “she could get nasty” just by watching the way she wielded a pointer. He pined for her endlessly and ended up marrying a gal who looked a lot like her.
Many Virgos actually prefer a basic, no-frills partner. To them, it’s just easier that way. Less maintenance, more practical.
In fact, some Virgos are like this themselves — not much to look at, but just below the surface they have a depth and intensity that is jaw-dropping. And oh-so-rewarding for those willing to peel away the succulent layers of the artichoke to get to the tasty heart.